[General]
Name|Madison

[Dialogues]
0|Hey again.  Are you lost?
0.1|Oh hey how are you?  Is everything ok?  Can I do something for you?
0.2|Umm, do I know you?
0.3|Hey, any luck finding my phone in the bathroom?  I think I left it near the sink.
0.4|Hey how's our plan going?
0.5|What do you want?
0.6|It would be nice if you could just leave me the fuck alone right now.
1|Aww, that's sweet.  I'm Madison.  This is my party.  Nice to meet you!
2|Sure, go into the upstairs master bedroom, and first door on your left.  I actually left my phone in there somewhere.  Could you be a doll and bring it to me?
3|OMG you found my phone!  Thanks so much!
4|She's up to something, I know it!  Typical little sister, right?  I'm kind of nervous though because this is my party and if she pulls something here, it would be really embarrassing for me.
5|Let me guess,  he's giving you a hard time about drinking?  Yeah that's Frank's thing.  I don't even know who invited him to this party.  It's kind of lame right now with nobody drinking.  If you could get him to leave, I would really appreciate it.
6|My aren't you a bold one?  I suppose you did sort of save the day.  I'll tell you what.  Help me play a prank on my sister, and there might be more than just a kiss waiting for you when we're done, if you catch my drift.
7|Ok, so here's the deal.  I already "accidentally" spilled some beer all over Ashley.  I locked my clothes away so she can't find something else to wear.  My plan is to first get her to think her only option is to strip down and wash her clothes.  Once we have her clothes in the washer, then we just need to force her out and parade her around naked to all of the party guests.  Talk to Ashley, and see if you can get her to trust you enough to take her clothes and wash them, then figure out a way to get her out of wherever she decides to hide.
8|I tried to tell her that nobody cares about her stupid boobs.  I mean, I know mine aren't as big as hers, but I go out all the time with half my cleavage on display, and you don't see me crying about it.  She's a big baby.  I heard she's a lesbian too, so you may not want to play the good samaritan card with her.  It probably won't get you anywhere.
9|Frank is an odd guy.  He's on that whole straight-edge kick, and he's apparently taking everybody along with him.  He's ruining my party because we're all fucking sober.  I don't even know who invited him, but I'm afraid to ask him to leave.
10|That fucking bitch!  Well I'm glad you're choosing MY side!  We're gonna give her a taste of her own medicine, only I'll get her naked in front of everybody!  Will you help me?
11|Great!  Here's the plan.  I'm going to go "accidentally" spill some beer on Ashley.  After I do, chat her up.  
12|Oh my god, that was so fucking awesome how you untied Ashley's top!  The look on her face as she ran to the bathroom was priceless!
13|Ugh, what could she possibly want?  Ok, I'll track her down.  Thanks.
14|Shit really?  I've got some.  Um.  Important documents on there.  I should go look for it.
15|What in the actual fuck?  That's my diary!  I'm going to get Frank.  You're dead motherfucker!
16|Hey, how's it going?
16.1|Who invited you to the party?
16.2|Find somewhere else to hang out, asshole.
16.3|Hey hon, how are you?
16.4|Hey hot stuff.  How are you?
16.5|I forgot whether or not I'm wearing panties.  Wanna check for me?
16.6|Oh hey.  Sorry, I'll get out of your way.
17|What the fuck you two?  If you're going to conspire against me at least do it somewhere where I can't hear you.  What a couple of idiots.  Ashley, you're so fucking in for it.
18|I'm pretty sure Rachael went to school with her.  She rolls in her circle.
19|Holy shit, you got Ashley's clothes!  I didn't think you could actually pull it off!  Now we just need a way to get her out of that room.  I can't be involved because I'd never hear the end of it if she knows I was behind this.  I'll take those clothes.
20|Seriously?  You're gonna pussy out on me now?  What a fucking let down.  Whatever dude.  I'll see you around.  And to think I was going to fuck you tonight.
21|Nice package.  What's a party without a little nudity, right?
21.1|Oh my god, what are you going to do with that?
22|Ugh.  Seriously?  Fine.
23|Oh my fucking god, that is so totally epic!  Oh my god, I love it!  Sucks to be you right now Ashley, doesn't it?
24|What the fuck?  You found my phone?  Wait, how the fuck did you figure out my passcode?  Give me that back!
25|What?  That fucking asshole!  I'll be right back.
25.1|Fucking asshole, that must be what Ashley is doing with him by the fire. Hopefully she gets it back. Least she can fucking do...
26|What the fuck?  How did you see those?  You didn't show them to anybody did you?
27|Oh god, thank you.  I'm kind of embarrassed that you saw them, but I'm glad it didn't go beyond that!
28|(Gulp).  What... What do you want me to do?
29|Please don't send those photos to anybody!  I'll do anything!
30|Oh, um.  Okay.  What kind of pose do you want me to do?
31|Enter dialogue text here.
32|Umm,  this is obviously a remix.
33|Hey, I heard that asshole!
34|Oh what the fuck.  You got it all over me.
35|Th.. th.. thank you for that.  I liked it because I'm such a.. a whore.
36|Not will all these people around!
37|What you did to my sister was epic.  You deserve it.  I'm going to suck you dry.
38|What the fuck dude?  I hope you don't make it a habit of asking girls you hardly know to blow you.  Get a life, asshole.
39|Mrph erfff ermm gerf grunph merkin?
40|What?  Y... you want me to go mingle with my guests dressed like this?
41|Oh thank you.  And thank you for not posting those pictures.  I would die!  And... I'm... available to you anytime.
42|....Okay.  I.. oh god this is going to be awful.  I'm going to look like such a slut, but I can't risk those pictures getting out.
43|Hey, I'm Madison and it looks like this is your first time playing House Party.  Do you want me to explain to you how everything works?
44|Well fine then.  I guess you can just look at the instructions if you want to learn how to play.
45|Well, first of all, you need to know how to look around.  Normally, you can simply move the mouse to look around, but when you're in a dialogue like this, you need to hold down the right-mouse button to look around.  Try it now before you respond to me.
46|Wow, you catch on fast.  Let's move on.  When you want to interact with something, all you have to do is center it in the crosshairs in the middle of your screen and left click on it.  Only certian items will have an interaction menu, but all of the characters in the game do, and a lot of items around the house.  If you are able to inspect something, you will see the name of the item show up next to the crosshairs.  When you're ready, finish this dialogue, and then click on me and use my interaction menu to talk to me again.
47|Good job.  If you'd prefer not to see the crosshairs and help text, you can press tab to toggle them on and off.  Also, sometimes you'll be able to take things and put them in your inventory.  You can press the "I" key to pull up your inventory, but only after you've already picked something up.  Go ahead and try it yourself.  Some asshole left a dirty spoon on the microwave.  Go grab it for me, then come back and give it to me.  Use W, S, A and D to move.  Or you can reconfigure this on the input tab of the window that pops up when you first run the game.
47.1|Still waiting on that spoon, dude.
48|Awesome, thanks!  You can also interact physically with items by pressing the control key.  Head back over to where you found the spoon, and press control.  You'll see that your cursor changes into a hand.  You can click to grab things with the hand.  You can also throw things by moving the mouse as you release the button.  Go back to where you found that spoon and then click on one of the plastic cups on the counter and then throw it.  Then grab the microwave.  The microwave is a little heavier, so you can't just pick it up and toss it around, but you can drag it.  Come back and talk to me again when you've got it figured out.
49|Did you have fun vandalizing my house?  Anyway, moving on, there are quests in the game that you'll need to complete.  You can pull up your quest log by pressing the "R" key.  Right now, you only have a quest to talk to me, but as you start meeting and interacting with more characters, you will receive more quests.  You will also be notified anytime a quest is obtained, completed, or failed in the bottom left hand corner of the screen.
50|Notice as I'm speaking to you, there are bars under my picture?  Those bars indicate my relationship with you.  The first bar with the smiley face icon displays how close of friends we are.  The second bar with the heart icon indicates how much I like you romantically, and the last bar with the beer icon indicates how drunk I am.  You should use these gauges as a measure of what you should and shouldn't say to each character.  You may have to start over a couple times before you get a conversation just right with one of the girls in order to unlock a quest.
51|Great.  You can pull up the game menu by pressing escape.  There, you can do all sorts of things like load and save games, adjust game settings, or start over.  Don't be afraid to start over every now and then because in this game, the story changes depending on the choices you make.  Some choices will automatically fail some quests while at the same time unlocking a path to complete a different quest and vice verse.  It's impossible to complete all of the quests in one playthrough, and you can reach various endings depending on the quests you complete with each play.  You have to imagine that each time you start over, it's a fresh night, and see where the story takes you as you make your choices.
52|Uhhh, right.  So where were we?  Oh yeah, did I mention you can whip out your penis by pressing the "P" key?  I wouldn't advise doing it in front of some of the girls here.  They might get offended, especially if they don't know you that well.  You can also perform some, shall we say, special actions specifically when your penis is exposed by pressing the number keys.  For a full list of controls,  press F1.
53|My sentiments exactly.  I think that should give you enough to get started.  Have fun!
54|Okay!  Before we get started, if it seems like the game is running slowly at any point, you may want to press escape and play around with the settings.  You can also try changing the quality settings and resolution in the window that pops up when you first run the game.
55|Also, remember that this game is still under development, so all of the stories are not completed yet, and there is still a lot more gameplay coming soon.  Eek! Games usually puts out a new release every month.  You can find out more about helping to support the developers on the title screen.  They also would love to hear your suggestions and feedback!
56|Um.  I think I'll take my chances with Raymond.  Weirdo.
57|I haven't seen it.  He's always losing shit though.  I wouldn't worry about it too much.
58|Actually, I think I do in my phone somewhere.  But I'm not just going to hand it over without getting something in return.  You up for a quick prank on my sister?
59|This one's an easy one.  You see that top Ashley is wearing?  It's tied in the back.  One little tug and the whole thing will come undone.  Do that for me and you can have Vickie's phone number.  Just make sure I'm around when you do it.
60|You totally earned it.  It's 555-6969.  Just don't tell her I gave it to you.
61|My sister's into that shit.  You'd probably have better luck asking her.
62|You are not crashing here tonight...
63|Can you please not at my party?
64|Holy shit!  I guess I really do know how to throw a party...
65|What the fuck!  So you're the asshole that's been going around stealing my shit!  I'm going to get Frank.
66|A petition?  Well what's it for?
67|What the fuck?  No.  Only I get to play pranks on my sister you asshole.  You tell anybody else who signed this the same thing.
68|Hmm, yeah that would certainly lighten things up around here.  I'm in.
69|Goodbye Kitty?   Yeah I actually used to be a huge fan.  Why do you ask?
70|What the fuck?  You pervert!  I'm going to get Frank!
71|  Well, I'm busted I guess.  Yeah you could say I was a bit obsessed.  I had the lunch box and the action figures.  I even had a pair of Goodbye Kitty underwear.  I think I still have it in storage somewhere around here.
72|What an odd question.  You know what though, Brittney's always wearing patriotic stuff.  Just don't ask her about it because she'll start going all 'Merica this and 'Merica that on you.  But if anybody's going to have some flag panties on, it's her.
73|Are you seriously going through my phone right now?  Christ, if you're going to snoop around in my stuff, at least don't do it in plain sight.  What a fucking moron.  Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go get Frank to kick your fucking ass!
74|Jesus dude, alright, chill. Don't make a scene in the middle of my party.
75| "Dearest Diary, 

I've sent out all the e-vites to my party, can't wait to see the turnout! I'm grabbing drinks with Derek tomorrow, then I'll have the whole rest of the week to prepare! Now I just have to figure out how to get Ashley out of the house on the night of. Who am I kidding? She's latched onto my friends like a leech. Everybody she knows will be there."
76| "Dearest Diary, 

You won't believe it, but me and Derek finally hooked up!!!!!!!! We'd been playing around that will-they-won't-they thing for a while, but it finally happened! Just a week before my party too. Talk about awkward AF...But hey, maybe it'll happen again, who knows? Gotta go, Ashley's knocking. Bitch."
77|Derek, uh, hey. I hope you're having a good time...I mean, I hope everyone is having a good time, you know. Just a party, nothing special about it. 
78|Look, I'm sorry if things hav--
79|Are you saying, like...friends with...
80|Oh my god, I can't tell you how much I agree. Just as long as things don't get weird--promise me it won't.
81|Satisfying the host in the middle of her party? Such a good friend you are, Derek. Follow me, pal.
82|Ashley, this is way too far! I don't want to do porn!
83| I'm so embarrassed! Out of my way!
84| Oh, yeah, definitely, no problem. I'm sure Ashley can play host for a while, wherever she is. Come on, let's talk in my room.
85|I'm gonna go ahead and ask, why on Earth would you need my phone after you just gave it back to me?
85.1| You're taking another swing at this? Please, tell me why I'd give you my phone.
85.2|I'm gonna go ahead and ask, why on Earth would you need my phone after you just gave it back to me? Oh, and let's not forget that you spilled beer all over me and completely fucked my prank in the ass.
86|Shit, I have so much on this phone! Please, get it to Katherine or put it in a bag of rice--do something!
87| Oh my god, Derek, you're so fucking big! I'd love to do this all night, but I gotta get back downstairs quick.
88| Oh fuck, D! Oh shit, oh shit. 
89|What the fuck? Ashley? What the fuck are you guys doing in there? Get the fuck out of here, you perverts!
90|Ashley, this is a great example of why you're not allowed in here! Wait, why does Vickie have her phone out? Were you filming us?
91|Too bad, so sad. I'm not giving you my phone back. Plus, you don't even have the passcode for it.
92| "Vickie Vixen (Rachael's Hot Pornstar Friend): 555-6969"

NOTES: Tried calling one drunk night - Never answered. Tried calling 4 more times - Never answered.
CONCLUSION: Vickie's phone is broken.
93|Oh, Derek. Rachael, can you give Derek and I some private time? I'll catch up with you in a bit. 
94|Ash--oh Jesus, you reek of booze. How fucked up are you?
95|Ashley, chill the fuck out, okay? I'm hosting a fucking party here. We can talk about this pent-up shit tomorrow when you're sober.
96|Derek, get the fuck out of the way. If she wants to settle this like a trashy bitch, then I'll sink to that level. Let's go Ash!
97| You don't understand our relationship. This is how it is, how it's always been. So just follow along and play your part, new guy.
98| Yo, who the fuck do you think you are? Dude, I'm soaked! Asshole, now I gotta go dry off.
99|Holy shit, did you see that? I know we just met tonight, but my bitch sister had that coming for a long time now.
100|
101| Oh, you mean the stuff for digestion issues? I wouldn't have any need for that, of course. But I do keep some for the guests, of course. You can find it in my bathroom, near the toilet. A...guest had to use it after she stress-ate three ass-blaster bean burrito supremes from Nacho Daddy's. 

[Responses]
22ff462b-2208-4780-9c54-117ab5b35076|I suppose I can try.
4db85836-6cee-447e-a361-2484e9fad168|I don't know about this. Tell me more...
1a427b1e-ddcb-4dcb-a0c6-0e6b27784533|Hells to the yeah Mads!  I'm your guy!  How do we get started?
eb36a225-1d81-495f-8d86-702a1fb0a81d|Got it!
eff98e50-3251-443a-8535-5aa13f1a229b|Threw beer on her? That's rude as shit.
1345d52c-20b0-4d8f-b2cc-ed799a8acba2|Sure, I'm in!
0e462dbd-3ddb-4f12-9c59-e6876ca7cc43|Hey, I do what I can!
7ce1941a-4ee9-4909-8681-d238b0d7154d|No sweat!
42b326c1-1ee8-42b2-9cd7-2463ac062e5e|Hope you find it!
ff2a541f-11e9-4392-b083-1ecae07688b5|Shit Nuggets.
9a18444e-f4ab-4084-9b76-6ecb1d8b1650|Fuck, we're busted.
50822ee5-4cd0-4de8-a379-76b3c7bfbf79|Don't you think this has gone far enough?
046e2f29-451e-46c7-93a3-b8dafdb92cc2|Sure here you go!  I'll see what I can do about getting her out of the room.
02019420-dbd5-4b4b-a170-7e5f9a78b630|What?  But.  Wait.  Um.  Ah shit.
7d481b8e-ecb1-4a1f-8666-3be311dab795|At least somebody appreciates my efforts...
f9a50960-c872-4a3b-87eb-efe2141c1e23|Stick around and you'll find out.  Get it?  Stick around?  Ah nevermind.  Tough crowd I guess.
de3aa4b8-5d34-4c10-8d31-3a8a7fa92e2e|Hey don't shoot the messenger!
5f007f28-11a9-43c4-b6d3-0f6545953f24|(Madison seems pleased)
ee9d7199-3004-4df9-b472-0bb20b7286d2|You're lucky it was me who found this and not somebody else.
44581e2e-afe8-4ac8-9ddd-c2b1e7438373|Take your time.
2b7d6a39-0222-4978-98cb-4d666f89458b|Nah, your secret is safe with me.  No worries.
6dc3c5db-83e9-41f3-8ace-1d32ba1606b8|No, but I sent them to myself.  What I do with them is up to you.
cdade49e-209c-45a4-b424-caf7f6c1f7f4|Let's find a more private place.  Lead the way.
97ecbd4c-ca63-4dc7-b495-83e0ed36489d|I think you should pose for me.
53ceeb83-a8ac-47be-a919-24d98d5a41a0|How about you make yourself a little more comfortable and take off your shirt?
d41627aa-d92f-4756-b80e-9c1e614f2fc9|Ok, you can go ahead and take off that bra now.
20161245-94a5-49c7-9ca8-15c3b2be4fdc|Those pants look awfully uncomfortable.  Lose them.
2fdc9b81-d70a-473e-aa93-089456334db6|Ok, I think it's time to separate you from those panties.
dbcfd3e7-fd82-4522-aad2-a59684bc2967|Ok, you can relax now.
b31e875d-8d4d-4080-b0dd-eb542222c53e|You can put your bra back on.
75979f69-7d74-4c2b-96d7-e8388baacdf9|You can put your pants back on.
08997b3d-d558-431c-9265-a204f528d094|You can put your panties back on.
74b6914f-dc9e-4457-a417-b684bb4f5d28|You can put your shirt back on.
2345184f-adab-442c-a98f-234bc38ca755|I think our relationship has transcended shoes.  Take them off.
f203a4dc-9ed9-445b-92af-480127476b48|You can put your shoes back on.
104549d7-cc74-477e-9790-71210110388c|Ok, you can head back to the party now.  I'll let you know if I need you again.
e6963835-1e02-4a8b-ad02-e1eb45422bf5|Put your hands behind your head.
a3c49903-b2ee-4d2d-8dae-da47717a1652|Sit down on the floor and spread your legs.
2f916ccd-81ad-43bf-bed4-7d50cb6a741f|Bend over.  I want to see your ass.
fa521b79-2528-44f9-9d57-4066e9a8ac05|Hands behind your back.  No covering up.
163fb0a3-b5f6-4873-8132-73b94e6daf16|Why don't you kneel down?
53ec5fea-90aa-45d2-afab-62a1e3ab284e|Get down on all fours.
3106e7bc-c58a-4e39-b3b9-b0b3a5f76160|Oh... right.  My bad.
61a0d3bb-9523-43a7-8e2d-b7ba57af4bb8|Whoops!
d49206cc-9498-4fc0-ae2f-894a4f6ab343|Whoops?
91f39f9e-524d-4fc4-9459-ae989d5470e8|That's better.
4f33e87b-a841-42be-a7ff-35df6f76b578|Score!
8de6e281-c340-4cd4-a1ae-5df6eef74f6d|Um.  Yeah, you're doing great.  Just keep it up.
3167ca27-7f2a-4d0d-a623-c2b8e0c34b4a|Absolutely.  And don't you dare tell anybody about our "arrangement".
ba814df0-5f29-4abe-86cc-4f394a5bdcbc|Alright, fine.  I'll show a little mercy.  You can get dressed.
0a6c8938-d89b-4711-bc2c-04902b142db8|Glad we have an understanding.
c4567a03-136b-4858-9247-480c5058b289|Sure thing Madison!  Bestow some gameply wisdom on me!
e8afae51-7db8-467f-8982-275b934eff16|Fuck you, I don't need your handouts.  I'll go at this alone.
db245eaf-6eef-4456-aba3-d490a0511d74|Got it.  What's next?
b739f03a-3b24-4b98-9ddd-f769d8aa9cbd|Ok, let's do this.
aac72fc4-203c-4e8a-a4b2-5c25d9d66a21|Sure thing.
235e1df0-ca64-4e67-a920-9184edad6649|I kind of like it when you boss me around.
0e46869f-db7e-4be1-9008-7b7f3758c5a8|Cool!
2e7577d9-e4e4-4e44-94cd-22d6a9d53933|Got it!
e5d4ea11-dd82-434c-8c9d-0acbb593293a|Best game evaaaar!
97600be4-9493-449a-8da4-a54da16b6ac4|Holy shit, seriously?  Best game evaaaaaaar!
56653b8a-7ff9-4220-84d0-66fe6024f54a|Got it.  Let's hear how to play the game.
a6f660f2-737c-4fe9-904e-740e5f57d636|They sound like pretty cool dudes.
2efa0451-e927-4703-a698-9284e37d42c6|Well OK then...
50d62dcf-abbd-42cf-9fbd-1962cc84a43f|Leave Ashley alone! Leave her alone, leave her alone!
8e201ed5-e88b-47ae-b282-3a063a948684|I'm your guy.  What do you need me to do?
f5ba4050-1fc6-4ef1-8f21-6cb33b27195d|Seems easy enough.
3c532d9e-f8c3-40f9-8839-888697b62924|Shit, can we maybe talk about this?
4edcd6e3-c5b0-4cae-8b96-a20f45bd66bf|It's a petition to strip Ashley naked and then tar and feather her.
950b71fb-a7f6-4d38-957c-3f40c64c42c2|It's a petition for Derek to take off his shirt.
027f18a1-3c88-4299-b8c4-e0737c45bbb5|Sorry, my mistake!
b38c9ec3-dab3-471b-a091-317b3ba70277|Score!
f55a3434-a5f8-48cd-8594-7085b50ddff6|Your underwear was poking out of your jeans and I thought I saw the logo.
e29f8bca-0dd0-4ee4-861e-85b20ab3215f|My sister was a huge fan.  I know one when I see one.
efc0de30-6928-4cbe-a34c-bf31c1bf6b72|Fuck me.
30b8e3b7-f78a-4097-be20-63c13ee66f46|I'll be sure to let my sister know she's not the only one in town!
fc916ab6-1ade-44ab-90f5-512d6fa380f5|You think I could have that old underwear?  You know.. for science?
374d42c1-13a3-4650-ad9e-39a1744704f2|Good to know.  Thanks Madison!
363415a1-4a11-4289-920f-2c571f2d0b2b|Whoops...
5553ba4d-6f19-4123-93c0-dcc9848b05ba|I'm calm.
dbd83f21-0976-4af1-9a48-7b94318fb195|*Keep reading*
5e2e33ac-b985-460a-8b75-d33405235ed1|*Shut Diary*
766e537c-6288-4e0c-a004-ace2d53d9bd0|*Shut Diary*
64e23d45-0612-413a-acce-6e621b473291|*Listen*
4ef1b9f7-297b-4284-9d2d-7813d6278410|*Listen*
88358b20-3828-43f1-9d34-3b63c1ad781d|*Listen*
4117d657-0a61-41fd-86fd-4c487d2fef65|*Listen*
a0f7f204-5770-4ede-a333-1a746b24012b|*Listen*
b4834bd9-a68b-43ac-9340-7ef43c7d689f|Why not?!
c5d5d87c-e957-442c-a943-1109f012d170|It was just a joke...
d1002674-3287-40bc-9900-27e9d50ce97a|*Stop Listening*
5a56fb0b-a17b-41ec-8419-ad42f6e8c826|Because I dropped it in the bathroom sink! I have to save it!
2c95e3ff-5b67-4dac-bb88-20e772cc108d|Well, I need a number from it.
d4f38bda-6e78-4387-910f-69594ba78408|Ill fix it, give it here!
e300a530-8dfe-4568-99ff-03e21769c5d5|*Listen*
350ea8a0-08f6-4080-aefa-1c516138d933|*Listen*
58410299-6c4b-46e6-9b22-0b362e5e0d95|Oh fuck!
7a4d00ee-5e6c-4839-b70a-163cef996a25|*Listen*
5d1300f9-bf04-432e-a3f8-061aaebd0bb1|Shit!
930d176f-a12f-404c-b37f-9333094e3c6e|*Close*
9752e82b-ad3d-4865-9462-87744b1b6bc6|*Listen*
2b6b86f4-2218-4caf-8ba9-863fb4e11dbd|Madison, let's just chill out.
1d3f7355-63b1-43d4-bcaa-4e344a9b0a64|You're about to get what you deserve, Madison!
bf5104b0-501d-4b9f-bff5-8101d3ab6c3d|That's probably a good idea.
dc41bb15-99b7-4731-935d-ef19ab104e4a|Let it all out. Right now!
a68c937f-347f-41a3-9e60-96988e8759dc|Oh fuck!
d8d9d31c-7a2f-48b4-bf24-091bcc00abc9|Whatever you say.
3b6ca40a-7754-4e54-b394-cc1f36703f99|*Say Nothing*
e489dc1f-008b-4497-bfc8-417c9dc44ad4|You can give it but not take it?
9329c6a3-e5b5-4c79-9b7e-d79b0836f445|Right. For guests. Thanks.
4d855b08-6332-45c6-ae46-a95de3497b8e|Hey Ashley wants to talk to you.
4273f658-5cac-443c-ade7-f3ddc912ed3f|Hey I saw Patrick sticking some of your shit down his pants.  I think he's trying to clep some stuff.
78432e17-de33-49cb-8f13-abd940c1dbc6|Hey Stephanie wants you change the song that's playing in the living room.
07036c92-b7ba-461f-adbf-4192f9cd8730|Hey didn't you change the song that's playing for Stephanie? This doesn't sound any different.
9c05671a-2b3a-406c-9406-18e701e8e030|I think I'd like to get to know you a little better.
05df6215-4aa0-4cda-9ebb-89d0f8a6f50c|Can you tell me where the bathroom is?
d3fc55fe-63ba-470a-9567-ffc6b9b29c8b|So is there a reward for returning your phone?  I feel like maybe a kiss or something is in order.
109361f6-2fa0-42df-84df-2394b1420cdd|Can you explain the plan with Ashley again?  I forgot what I was supposed to do.
169a3687-268c-4fc1-a6b4-ef87f69056c4|I couldn't seem to find your phone in the bathroom.
7a77f9c4-ab63-4ecc-bd89-e999c2aff53d|Hey so you know everybody.  Do you know if it's true that people here are friends with Vickie Vixen?
e5b475d1-53cb-4cfd-85fd-4478a8b488a7|We should have a chat about the nude photos of you I found on your phone.
928b5ba0-7f4a-4eb6-870c-8b3551e76288|So what are my chances of getting a blow job?
6e99548e-3215-4c14-a6a9-e816d905aa15|Let's head to your room.  I've got a few more things I need you to do for me.
67e06009-0d7b-4a0d-8c81-0c8b9e15e2ec|So do you wanna love me?  Or Raymond, like everybody else?
f2a2a9ce-f0a7-4f1b-966e-b50b25cbab43|So Patrick lost his phone.  Have you seen it around?
b69c01dd-a6d7-47de-8b4d-b85719748833|You wouldn't happen to have Vickie Vixen's phone number would you?
ac4959d0-118d-4302-972b-2ffc45978134|So could I get Vickie's phone number now?
713ff135-ad24-4a22-82c4-6c39e7dc4a8c|I met your sister, Ashley.
3cf43edf-3063-446d-b667-0ab287953e95|What's Frank's problem?
4beafcc8-03c3-4feb-bcbe-ede556ed7818|Brittney won't come out of the study.
c123866b-9bdc-4f69-8cb4-dfa8e0c36b65|You wouldn't have thrown a party without arranging for a little recreational drug use, right?
9b23a822-c60f-4cee-8293-0bca97655df3|Hey do you want to sign my petition?
4821b278-b155-4c3f-9fbc-aea885ccf0f5|You look like a "Goodbye Kitty" fan if I've ever seen one.
8b64b496-a956-4cfb-aab2-226d764cb19a|You wouldn't happen to know if any of your friends have American Flag Underwear on, would you?
ed6d4ea1-f7b0-43ad-b012-59d3b3c1b703|I need to get your phone back from you.
655e749b-3cd2-44a0-a94a-71be595b5373|Any chance you've got any Gut Grip around here?
84aaba5c-3770-452d-ab21-49ea71cf386e|I'll check you later, Mads.

[Quests]
349c80f4-9f5c-471d-abed-1e011d0d8b56|Return Madison's Phone
349c80f4-9f5c-471d-abed-1e011d0d8b56Description|Poor Madison left her phone in the bathroom.  She needs a selfless good samaritan to retrieve it for her.
4450841e-5d5f-4237-826a-16fc6a1354ea|Humiliate Ashley
4450841e-5d5f-4237-826a-16fc6a1354eaDescription|Madison wants you to humilate her little sister.  Should you help her?  The choice is yours.
b592bd38-4adb-4e63-a7f0-926c4e4d1af6|Crack the Code
b592bd38-4adb-4e63-a7f0-926c4e4d1af6Description|Hmm.  Madison wants me to find and return her phone.  Should I give it back to her or should I try to break into it?  Maybe somebody can help me break into the phone...
c401e494-c5fe-430f-badc-0b142400f12c|Simon Says...
c401e494-c5fe-430f-badc-0b142400f12cDescription|Now that you've seen those pictures on Madison's phone, you might be able to use them to your advantage!
e04c86bc-1c67-4192-b0f5-6d140098b01e|Vickie Vixen
e04c86bc-1c67-4192-b0f5-6d140098b01eDescription|Hmm.  Now that I've got both Rachael and Vickie's number.  Instead of spoofing Rachael, maybe I could just invite Vickie to the party...

[Events]
7a062b5f-7dc0-473c-91e4-1ffe67d2acfc|I guess  I should have been more mindful about who else was nearby before stealing Madison's shit...
e17ca428-efd7-4d38-9003-c7a6e990a40e|Next time I agree to steal somebody else's shit, it might be a good idea to make sure they're not standing right next to me.  God, I'm such a moron...
24e74b07-1891-4245-9fee-0100ebe6974a|Fuck that sounded better in my head...
2b54a769-3618-4973-8c70-164868304781|So the number is on the very phone I have? Hmm
f4337d3b-026e-4640-aee0-2ae43e7f8d1d|I have Madison's phone...and her passcode. I could just get the number myself. Or I could see where Madison takes this prank on Ashley instead...
738f1584-403e-485c-a5b9-71b997237d81|I already have Madison's phone...how hard could it be to figure out her passcode? That way I could just get the phone number myself. Or I could play along with Madison. Decisions, decisions...
c68445b4-6ad2-4c97-a508-c4b35399cc88|Hmm.  That underwear must be around the house somewhere...
cab44d4e-eea6-4013-85c5-972a2aaed031|I already have Madison's phone...how hard could it be to figure out her passcode? That way I could just get the phone number myself.
d44a55b0-6069-458e-bf3c-46c172072caa|I already have Madison's phone...and her passcode. I could just get the phone number myself!
918ac967-4404-4b79-a54a-5ef8eac5f10c|Oh shit! Derek and Madison have hooked up in the past. Maybe Ashley and I can use that to our advantage...
8629f71d-c586-46a7-b64b-0b9d4eab71f6|Well that was much easier than risking a slap in the face. Looks like I'll have to call from a different number.
8a65d62a-6832-4900-9313-108e2fe8b818|Getting this number was much easier than I thought it would be.
412afb51-2028-4671-a0ff-8dc7397c74dc|Your buddy Derek invited you to a House Party.  Just arriving, you see that the party is already in progress and there are several people here.  Looking around, the attendance seems heavily weighted in the female variety, and the male competition looks pretty weak.  This might be your lucky night.  You should check in with Derek first thing since he's really the only person here that you know.  Yeah, you're that guy.  Good luck!
b75e9d24-9229-4048-8278-2b3cb9993257|There's a party at Madison's place tonight and you've been invited by your buddy Derek. Sure, he's the only person you know, but as you walk in the front door of Madison's house, you see lots of people worth getting familiar with. And hey, just your luck, this place is packed with plenty of sexy partygoers. Maybe you should see just how "familiar" you can get with somebody tonight. Hell, why stop at one? This town's not big on monogamy anyway. 

But first, go check in with Derek. Good luck!
3ad55105-d4ed-4d4b-bd64-eeea523c2073|Shit, I can hear them coming up the stairs!
